If TITANIC was Made in India..

IF TITANIC WAS MADE IN INDIA....

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship

2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain!

3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya( when in luv, what to afraid?)"

4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die in the first dip.

5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson.

6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.

7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for SC/ST/OBC





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From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy."
"Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."

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One woman told another: "My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him ?"

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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help ?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Girl : When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy : It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl : Well that is because we aren’t married yet.